Okay so I fucking HATE and I mean UTTERLY LOATHE AND DETEST how white people in Milwaukee can't mind their own goddamn business. They sit there staring at everyone, trying to butt into the life of a stranger just because they want a good story to tell and/or rumor to spread. They also like to sit there commenting on you and what you're doing, then pretend they're being helpful.

Seriously, how boring and miserable is your own life that you've gotta insert yourself into mine somehow? Either find a hobby or sit in your room and consume saltines and tap water until Death rips you from your flesh. Do not bother random strangers in public, do not try to start small talk, do not comment on the shit that has NOTHING to fucking do with you.

"Don't park there, you'll get a ticket". You're not paying the ticket, so shut your cock holster.

"Erm...uh...your car is like...leaking oil".

You're not going to pay the $1,200 to replace the valve cover, so fuck off, retard.

"Hey so I noticed that sometimes you-".

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Why are you paying attention to what I'm doing? It has NO AFFECT ON YOU WHATSOEVER YOU FUCKING BEER SNORTING, DAIRY SUCKING, FRIED BUTTER EATING, MUSTY, DUSTY, CRUSTY, WRINKLY, MOLDY ASS CUCUMBER DIDDLING OLD WHORE.

You GOTTA try that shit with your cock, bro. It's fucking amaaaaziiing. I can't afford that snail mucin serum though, so I just shove my dick inside a snail's shell and let it do its thang.

My interview is on Monday, and the position pays $20 an hour, so hopefully I'll no longer have to go days without proper food. This opportunity couldn't have come at a better time, as well, because I've gone four days without food and still can't eat until I'm paid on Tuesday night.

I hope I won't need to open commissions out of necessity anymore, and I can instead just illustrate requests when I've the time and energy.

I can finally save up to move out of this dump, as well. I hope that when the bombs drop, this city is wiped off the map. I sincerely despise every nanometer of this godforsaken cesspit. I'd ideally want all of the regular people evacuated first, the rich people can stay and be barbecued by a cobalt bomb.

You can follow my shit there too, don't expect much engagement though

DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE EITHER INTERESTED IN COMMISSIONS OR HAVE LEGITIMATE QUESTIONS REGARDING COMMISSIONS

These are single subject, fullbody and portrait, full coloured character illustrations.

$10-$80 per illustration, depending on complexity of the piece. Non-negotiable.

Payment will be taken BEFORE I start work.

No refunds. Once I receive payment, you will be getting what you paid for. You cannot back out.

I take payments via Venmo.

PM if interested.

Examples can be found below.

Be ready with a description of the character, references, what you may want the background/scenery to be, etc.

Honestly, I feel a bit relieved. Things will go to shit after the collapse, I'm deeply aware, but things often get worse before they get better.

I see this collapse almost like finally being able to go home and take a dump after you've been holding it in on your commute home from work. It's a release, just letting go of a burden.

What I hope for mainly is that we don't take anyone else out with us. The US government has this really bad habit of destroying not only its own country, but other countries as well. As long as we're not literally trying to blow anyone else up in the process, I feel like this can only mean good things.

No matter how much you keep yourself clean, no matter how much of an iron immune system you think you have, pestilence has a higher chance of throwing you a goddamn haymaker.

Précautions be damned, norovirus got hands.

I've changed the prices and styles

Please DM me if interested.

I desperately need to update my vehicle registration, so I'd appreciate the side work.

A few years ago I recorded a couple of Utauloids, one of which was Nepetaloid.

I honestly thought nobody was ever going to use any of the Utaus I had recorded, due to them being quite bad.

However, someone recently used her in a song cover. I kinda feel honoured.

I truly, truly thought that they were just going to vanish into obscurity.

I'm not making any more Utauloids, but if someone does want access to Nepetaloid, I can just send you the file, so don't be afraid to ask. Hell, I've a few voicebanks that you're more than welcome to, if anyone is interested.

DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE EITHER INTERESTED IN COMMISSIONS OR HAVE LEGITIMATE QUESTIONS REGARDING COMMISSIONS

These are single subject, fullbody, full coloured character illustrations.

$20-$70 per illustration, depending on complexity of the piece. Non-negotiable.

Payment will be taken BEFORE I start work.

No refunds. Once I receive payment, you will be getting what you paid for. You cannot back out.

I take payments via Venmo.

PM if interested.

Examples can be found below.

Be ready with a description of the character, references, what you may want the background/scenery to be, etc.