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EctoSludge
Official host of the 1978 Boner Olympics

Montague Sly @EctoSludge

Age 26, Hee/Hoo/Haa

Peehole Inspector

Iowa

Joined on 12/30/22

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Finally got an interview for a higher-paying job

Posted by EctoSludge - 3 hours ago


My interview is on Monday, and the position pays $20 an hour, so hopefully I'll no longer have to go days without proper food. This opportunity couldn't have come at a better time, as well, because I've gone four days without food and still can't eat until I'm paid on Tuesday night.


I hope I won't need to open commissions out of necessity anymore, and I can instead just illustrate requests when I've the time and energy.


I can finally save up to move out of this dump, as well. I hope that when the bombs drop, this city is wiped off the map. I sincerely despise every nanometer of this godforsaken cesspit. I'd ideally want all of the regular people evacuated first, the rich people can stay and be barbecued by a cobalt bomb.


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