I've changed the prices and styles

Please DM me if interested.

I desperately need to update my vehicle registration, so I'd appreciate the side work.

A few years ago I recorded a couple of Utauloids, one of which was Nepetaloid.

I honestly thought nobody was ever going to use any of the Utaus I had recorded, due to them being quite bad.

However, someone recently used her in a song cover. I kinda feel honoured.

I truly, truly thought that they were just going to vanish into obscurity.

I'm not making any more Utauloids, but if someone does want access to Nepetaloid, I can just send you the file, so don't be afraid to ask. Hell, I've a few voicebanks that you're more than welcome to, if anyone is interested.

DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE EITHER INTERESTED IN COMMISSIONS OR HAVE LEGITIMATE QUESTIONS REGARDING COMMISSIONS

These are single subject, fullbody, full coloured character illustrations.

$20-$70 per illustration, depending on complexity of the piece. Non-negotiable.

Payment will be taken BEFORE I start work.

No refunds. Once I receive payment, you will be getting what you paid for. You cannot back out.

I take payments via Venmo.

PM if interested.

Examples can be found below.

Be ready with a description of the character, references, what you may want the background/scenery to be, etc.

Dude I don't want to work today. I only got two hours of sleep last night because the fucking heating in my building went haywire again and was running ALL NIGHT LONG. Again, why does a small studio apartment even need THREE FUCKING RADIATORS?!

It's also boiling hot at work. I want to stay home and finish up the commissions I still need to get done.

I feel yuck.

Firstly, I found someone else with my last name, which is rare in media.

Secondly, I found a fucking Sonic X reference

After like...20 or so years I finally had to take her out of the packaging. The humidity in my apartment was destroying the box.

Why the hell does a small studio apartment need THREE FUCKING RADIATORS

Motherfucker gave me sensitive ass sinuses and now I've gotta spend my Sunday cleaning my sheets and bed.

My nose started bleeding heavily in the night. Not only is my bedset painted crimson, but now I've gotta waste part of my weekend dealing with this.

Baby doesn't want to clean. Baby wants to sleep. Baby wants as much rest as possible before going back to work on Monday.

I can smell all of the food and the aroma is tempting. If I wasn't flat broke right now I would absolutely be voraciously imbibing fish n chips.

I can wait till payday to have food. It's only four days, but damn, that pub food scent done got me salivating.

Hopefully my bills don't take away too much of my paycheck.

Alright, so we've human ghosts, cat ghosts, dog ghosts. All lame. Overplayed. BORING.

Where are the specters of prehistoric animal life, huh? Why not a giganotosaurus ghost, why not some opabinias, why not a mosasaurus ghost elegantly flitting about the plains of Colorado?

Prehistoric ghosts in media would be absolutely amazing to see.